Running low on models. Come on people!

I have been badgering everyone I know into appearing in our app.

My wife is rejecting my phone calls.

My daughter barricaded her bedroom door closed.

My infant son has built a cocoon out of sticks, newspapers and his own vomit to keep me away.

I think I am starting to sound like a broken record.  “Hey!  Do you want to be famous!? Do you want (me) to be rich!?” doesn’t seem to entice people like it used to.

However a few fools champions have fallen for my tricks.

My father.

My mother.

Bed.

This chick from Texas who didn’t mind me saying she looked like an awesome character from Gary Larsons ‘Far Side’ cartoons.

But I still need more people to agree to appear in our App!

Seriously, if you want to be famous (and if this app does sell well, I promise I’ll buy you a coke someday) then I’d love to hear from you.